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PostSubject: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE OCEAN   Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:05 pm

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the' better' ones. Here are some of the descriptions of "ocean life."

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls! (James age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its
head. (Billy age 8 )

7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pot, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 7)

8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)

10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

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PostSubject: Re: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE OCEAN   Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:12 pm

Rofl
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PostSubject: Re: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE OCEAN   Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:42 am

Every time I read those I crack up...

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PostSubject: Re: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE OCEAN   Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE OCEAN   Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:56 am

Thanks for postin that.
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