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PostSubject: Most People've Seen This too Many Times, but for the Forumz :D   Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:01 pm

A beautiful New York woman was deeply depressed and decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But, just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off toEurope tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night, he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later, she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of your sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe . Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.

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PostSubject: Re: Most People've Seen This too Many Times, but for the Forumz :D   Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Most People've Seen This too Many Times, but for the Forumz :D   Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:59 pm

erm interesting i read young new york women got bored and wrote this Mad Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Most People've Seen This too Many Times, but for the Forumz :D   Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:11 am

jackhawkin wrote:
erm interesting i read young new york women got bored and wrote this Mad Mad

Err... what?

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