a little black cat

Subject: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:53 am

i once had a little black cat he went out on the road and died but was awoken by n angel who said.........

post ur next part of the story

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:25 am

"You, my dear cat, are going to hell for being black. Plus, I hate midgets."

go on, don't be scared Razz

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:58 am

lol which he replied pleaze letz meh in godz*puss and bootz eyez*

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:59 am

And God sent a thunderbolt at the cat...

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:01 am

zomg sed god *kitty turned into a ninja kitty and sliced off gods penis....

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:03 am

And so God ran away back to Eden and the kitty took over.

(errrm...we've got 11 year olds moderating this chat as well :p)

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:29 am

the end or is it

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:04 pm

Then God remembered he didn't have a dick and kicked the little kitty off Cloud7 where it became a minion of Satan.

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:14 pm

kitty turned into a kittyninja demon and took over hell and marched an army off kittyninjademons to heaven

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:14 pm

Except the kitty fell into a giant black hole, a 1/1000000 chance, apparently, and now lives in a parallel universe :o

Pirate Number of posts : 34 Registration date : 2008-07-02

A universe where patrick is trying to get the cat to go out with a pickle...
AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!!!

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:29 pm

The crowd "oooooo's".

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:59 pm

The cat baaaaas and turns into a sheep

Subject: Re: a little black cat Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:01 pm

The sheep gets attacked by a huge talking melon

Subject: Re: a little black cat Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:44 am

The talking melon says: "I dont lyk juu" and kicks the sheep.

(If melons can kick)

Pirate Number of posts : 34 Registration date : 2008-07-02

Then the sheep is hurled into the air, and caught by a huge talking elephant!
But the talking has no relevance to the story, because the elephant became mute in his older years.
Now it's just a plain old elephant.

Subject: Re: a little black cat Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:07 am

then the sheep turned into a talkingsheepninjademon and killed the demon and became satans little manslave

Subject: Re: a little black cat Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:14 am

Jack, are you sure that your 20?

Subject: Re: a little black cat Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:23 am

Who said 20 yr olds were mature?

I never want to be 30, ever ><

Subject: Re: a little black cat Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:23 am

jackhawkin wrote:: then the sheep turned into a talkingsheepninjademon and killed the demon and became satans little manslave

THE END!!!

Subject: Re: a little black cat Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:53 am

lol sorry ill lay off the drinks from now on and yes i am 20

Subject: Re: a little black cat Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:32 pm